There are only three rules when dealing with the machines.
Rule number 1: Always treat your machine with respect. Give it the same attention you would your child, and it will do whatever you want without breaking down or unnecessary delays.
Rule Number 2: Never leave your machine unattended while it's on. The machine needs direction.
Rule Number 3: Never, ever leave blood on your machine. Wipe it up
immediately, even if it means ignoring the operator bleeding on the floor while you do this. Any machine that develops a taste for flesh and blood will mutate, become Aware and need to be hunted down and destroyed.
This should actually be rule number one, because the amount of people who don't follow it cause more grief and heartache than any number of serial killers combined. It's not the ones who do it in ignorance I have a problem with. It's those who deliberately ignore the Machine Rules because they think it's more efficient that make my blood boil.
Our current client, Mr. Wentley, had put profit before people once too often, and refused to call us in when he first noticed the problem, going for a cheaper competitor. Of course, he came sobbing back to us when things went to hell the day his son and his children came to visit grandpa at work. Now his heirs and part of his workforce were trapped somewhere in his textile factory being stalked by machines. If innocent lives weren't at risk, I'd have taken great satisfaction in knowing it'd be years before his company recovered.
Rusty and I had gone through three rooms, making our way towards the centre of the textile factory. The smaller looms hadn't been too difficult to destroy. Thankfully, they hadn't reasoned out how to move as yet, so the workers were able to evacuate without incident.
The fourth room, the one we were currently crossing, showed the aftermath of an explosion. Wires hung exposed from the ceiling, swaying in a macabre dance. The glass from most of the light-bulbs lay scattered on the ground like jagged snow. I gritted my teeth against the crunch of it under our boots, trying to scan the room for threats by the meagre light that remained.
I tapped my headset. "Ian, you getting this?"
His deep voice rumbled in my ear. "Not as clear as I like Chief. How's you weapons?"
I shifted the heavy gun to look at the gauge. "Three-quarters acid left, Rusty's flame-thrower's 'bout the same, plus the handguns and explosives we haven't touched."
"And you arm?"
I flexed my left arm experimentally. I still wasn't used to the lighter prosthetic. "Feels a bit off, weight-wise, but nothing too bad. Miss my old one though.
"Hold on Ian. There's something."
Rusty had stopped slightly ahead of me, her beautiful face sombre in the dim light. She was looking down at the charred remains of a large machine wrapped around the body of a worker. It was easy for us to read what happened. This machine had figured out how rearrange its parts to grant optimal mobility and had grabbed him to incorporate into its new design. The man had immolated himself, sacrificing himself to make sure the other workers escaped. A brave man lost because of an asshole's greed.
His name tag was surprisingly undamaged by the fire, and Rusty leaned down to read it.
"Johns. His name was Johns." Rusty's voice was low, and from the set of her shoulders, I knew she was trying to keep it together. "We should have charged that fucker
triple, Blue."
Maybe I shouldn't have done it, but I couldn't resist sneaking up and passing the end of one of the hanging cords across her neck.
Rusty jumped and stifled a shriek. I ducked under the wild swing of her weapon and chuckled.
"Dammit Blue! Sometimes you really are a c---."
"Rusty!" Ian's voice was sharp over the link. "Language please. We're recording." Even in the dim light, I could see the glint of mischief replace the annoyance in Rusty's eyes.
My face ached from smirking. "Yep. You can slam me all you want, and I just keep coming."
Rusty rolled her eyes.
"Fuck you Blue."
"Been there, did you, and we both decided to stay just friends after, right?"
"Is that what we are? And here I thought you hung around hoping to get lucky again."
"Come on, you never went back to men after I showed you how good a woman could be."
"While you settled for wanking until your arm fell off because you couldn't find someone to match me."
I leered at her. "Yeah, now I've got a sex toy for an arm, so I came out
good." I paused. "Hey, I think there's a pun in there!"
"Don't you mean sexual innuendo you pervert?"
"No, no, give me a minute, let me try that again..."
Rusty and I exchanged grins in the dim light as Ian's long suffering sigh echoed over our headsets. I could picture him at the Mission Centre, face buried in his hands like he always did when we got going.
"Rusty, Blue, thank you for the lovely, lovely mental images, and one day - maybe - you'll actually say something funny, but we need to pay attention now. From the data Wentley gave us, the last and biggest of the machines should be in the next room."
"Any sign of the son and children?" asked Rusty.
"Can't tell. Room was full of meat when the machine became Aware, so there was a lot of raw material for it to use. Thankfully, all access points to outside are too big for it to fit through, so unless it manages to break through a wall, it's trapped.
"They's a few offices where they could hide out, but I can't get a clean reading from those either. Ladies..." we waited for his usual admonition, mouthing it in unison.
"Be careful right? I don't want to have to find new employers."
"We'll be careful the day you stop thinking of us as ladies." We said to complete the ritual.
I thought of something.
"Hey, Ian?"
"Yes, Blue?"
"Make a note to set up something for Johns' family once this is over."
In my mind, I saw his smile.
"Will do Chief."
We fell silent after that and continued to make our way across the floor. The door to the target room gaped wide, like a hungry mouth. It was deathly quiet, and I hoped we could find someone still alive in there. The slaughterhouse smell violating our nostrils suggested otherwise.
"Blue?" Rusty kept her voice low.
"Yeah?"
"Thanks for that back there." Her smile was weak, but it was all I needed to know she'd regained her focus.
I thumped her gently on the shoulder with my normal hand, and signalled I'd take point.